101 Uses for Twitter 1. Answer the Question “What are you doing?”2. Tell Your Friends Your Going To Jail 3. Alert Your Family That your Plane Has Crash Landed in The Husdon 4. Explain To The World What You’re Eating 5. Announce You’re Currently Peeing 6. Your Chair Can Tell The World You’re Farting 7. Plants Can Tweet You For More Water 8. Say Something That Gets You Fired 9. Gather A Group Of Friends For Drinks 10. Say Something That Gets A Job Offer Pulled 11. Say Something That Angers a Client 12. Complain about a Product or Service 13. Ask for Free Stuff 14. Obsess about Bacon 15. Tweet for Your Dog or Cat 16. Showcase an Endless Array of Self-Portraits 17. Meet People at a Concert 18. Share News 19. Report from a Natural Disaster 20. Pimp Your Blog Links 21. Pimp Your Mom 22. Ask for 1,000,000 Followers 23. Announce the Song You are Listening To 24. Tell People How Awesome Your Macbook Is 25. Wonder How This Twitter Thing Works 26. Gratuitous Cursing 27. Comment That You Are Sitting At Your Desk 28. Make Fun of People Who Use PCs 29. Complain about How Facebook is Ripping Off Twitter 30. Wondering if Anyone Uses MySpace Anymore 31. Ask Someone to Marry You 32. Report on Your Blind Date 33. Tell Everyone What You Thought About the Latest Blockbuster Movie 34. Spoil The Ending of a TV Show 35. Thank Someone for Great Customer Service 36. Complain About Bad Customer Service 37. Bemoan The Fact That Traditional Media Doesn’t Get It 38. Share Speaker’s Quotes from Conference 39. Make Fun of People Who Are Not at SXSW 40. Revel That You are Not at SXSW 41. Tell People How Wasted You Are 42. Talk about the Weather 43. Share Heartwarming Stories About Your Kids 44. Link to Photos of Your Vacation 45. Use a Location-Based Service to Tell Everyone about Your Latte, including a photo and a map 46. Post Cute Pictures of Your Pets 47. Meet Members of Your Local Community 48. Sell Stuff 49. Buy Stuff 50. Promote Events 51. Crowdsource Ideas for Things You Get Paid to Know 52. Hire A Freelancer 53. Report on Terrorist Activity 54. Name Drop People You’ve Only Met Online 55. Name Drop People You Are Having Lunch With 56. Send A Message To The President 57. Talk About Which Twitter Desktop App You’re Using 58. Talk About Snuggies 59. Use Stupid Shorthand such as: nom nom, lol, FTW, WTF, etc… 60. Try to Make Others Jealous of How Awesome your City is 61. Pimp The Latest Sci-Fi Trailer 62. Tracking Trends 63. Announce Your Plane has Landed: Wheels Down 64. Review Movies 65. Tell A Story 66. Make a Public Apology 67. Admit You Did Something Stupid 68. Ask for Computer Help 69. Complain about Battery Life 70. Pitch Your Startup to Scoble and Techcrunch 71. Make New Friends 72. Exclaim the Guy/Girl Across the Room is Hot! 73. Argue Politics 74. Wish Twitterville Good Morning 75. Tell your Followers to Have a Good Day 76. Tell the Twitterverse Goodnight 77. Share Quotes 78. Express Your Belief in a Higher Power 79. Avoid Sending E-mail 80. Learn 81. Listen 82. Ask for Help 83. Raise Money for a Charity 84. Share Stats of Social Media’s Growth 85. Auto-Pimp your New Twitter App 86. Auto-DM Welcome New Followers 87. Get a Date 88. Ask for Travel Recommendations 89. Share What You’re Reading Offline 90. Provide Traffic Updates 91. Talks Sports and Update Scores 92. Share Recipes 93. Tell Someone You’re Running Late 94. Find and Share Funny Videos 95. Talk to Your Boss 96. Train Surgeons 97. Make Yourself Look Smart 98. Change the World 99. Bash Microsoft 100. Express your Undying Love for Twitter 101. Retweet This is a post I got from Digital Capitalism and have posted it here according to the rules of the original poster. The rules for this post are the following: 1.
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